I thought about doing a Special Edition Spacey Gracey Review Academy Awards ceremony red carpet gown deconstruction wrap around, but I realized I'd never be able to do justice to the evening's disasters since I actually liked the Nicole Kidman lifeless form/dress here. I liked Cameron Diaz's wedding cake thingee even. And Blanchette can wear a bag on her head and she's gonna look smashing, to me. I guess one can't cast stones in the right places when you're gazing up so adoringly with all that sun in your eyes.
So I'll let those hyenas over at Go Fug Yourself have their nasty little way with it all. That'll be much more fun for you, Dear Reader. Trust me.
Maybe next year I'll live-blog it.
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