A Tale of Land, Politics and Bubba-Logic

Gather 'round the campfire, kiddies. I've got a wonderful little story to tell you about how the good people of Walhalla, South Carolina almost got taken for a nasty little boondawgle by their City Council. Bless their hearts, them folks didn't know they was dealin' with criminals!

Actually, I'll let Buzz Williams, Director of The Chattooga Conservancy, tell the story as he's a fabulous writer and committed conservationist. This whole saga-for-the-times reads like a crime novel! Here's a sample. Click at bottom for the full tale.

Nonetheless, Mayor Bailes (of Walhalla) showed up the following Saturday at the Community Center in Mountain Rest, SC, to answer questions about the proposed land sale and made a patronizing attempt to justify the sale. The mayor preached to the crowd about the benefits of the proposed development, predicting prosperity for Walhalla as a result of the projected tax revenue that the development would bring. Many left feeling that the dye had been cast.

It was about this time that the Chattooga Conservancy stepped into an important role in the effort to save the Walhalla watershed property. Everyone to this point had been asking questions about just who the mysterious developer was that had made the offer to buy the watershed property. An anonymous tip lead us to a Joe Simmons, who we reached by telephone. In an extended conversation, Simmons declared that he loved the property and promised to develop it to the highest environmental standards. He also revealed significant clues about his identify that would later become very important.

Read full story from the beginning here. (This cross-posted at Peach Pundit too.)

Small Minds At Large

Gawd, we grow small minds as well as we do peaches in this state! First Laura Mallory, then this here Prissy Mary. And all she saw was a couple of rinky-dink signs. She must have lost her invitation, and not only her cloistered mind, to Impeachment Weekend.

But not to fret and frown so, Mary hon. Soon it won't be just a few dozen yippies and hippies who want to "impeach" Bush. Looks like the United States military establishment might do all the heavy lifting for those icky dead beats. (Lordy mercy, will that f with Mary's head!)

NOTE ONE: At least when you Google "Inman Park Parade" you get an offering from a blog (this one) before you get something from Big Media. Guess the Inman Park Parade was way too "zany" to be considered good, visually-oriented LOCAL coverage for a LOCAL paper like the AJC, eh?

NOTE TWO: Is it just me, or should people who use the word "zany" in their copy ever be taken seriously?

Now get out there and send Prissy Mary a tee-shirt!