I Am Only A Little Christian

OK, I confess. I really did try to give-up snark for Lent. I mean, I went almost 24 hours without any. Surely a first for moi. But then I thought I'd just take ONE little measley 'ole peek over at Wonkette, whereby I promptly ROFLed at this one line alone:

"Dick Cheney is flying around the Pacific calling for more war forever and ever with everyone everywhere this week."

Sigh... maybe next year.

Klassic Kyra

For all you on the Raging Bimbo Vomit Spotting beat, let me direct your attention to Wonkette's latest entry regarding Kyra Phillips of CNN, a woman still set loose for a cookie-toss on our TV screens every day. Be sure to click-on the Wonkette "Kyra Phillips" tag to scroll a treasure trove of Ms. Phillips' media droppings.

I suppose Ana Marie Cox isn't contributing at all to Wonkette these days. Sigh... since she signed some biggie contract -- with AOL, right? I can only aspire to write one entry as snarky-delicious as that gal, my hero, Ms. Cox.

Then again, I've always got yet another homegrown dipshit, Caren West from the soooo not link-worthy Sunday Paper, to kick around, as I had a mind to do just last week. I might just get there yet with such material to work with. Keep it coming, ladies.