Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Go Shrug Yourself

According to the WSJ, a great time for Islamic fundys to schedule something apocalyptical would be August 22nd. What in the world will I wear?! This totally rains cataclysmic havoc on my August 25th birthday plans to drink at least two martinis. Oh, what the heck! Let's just start boozing now. Lemme put on a little HMHB first, 'cause hon, this here's one gal who's gonna go out laughing her ass off.

From today's WSJ:

What is the significance of Aug. 22? This year, Aug. 22 corresponds, in the Islamic calendar, to the 27th day of the month of Rajab of the year 1427. This, by tradition, is the night when many Muslims commemorate the night flight of the prophet Muhammad on the winged horse Buraq, first to "the farthest mosque," usually identified with Jerusalem, and then to heaven and back (c.f., Koran XVII.1). This might well be deemed an appropriate date for the apocalyptic ending of Israel and if necessary of the world. It is far from certain that Mr. Ahmadinejad plans any such cataclysmic events precisely for Aug. 22. But it would be wise to bear the possibility in mind.
I know what I'll do... I'll email Iran now and ask them to push the date back just a tad 'cause I know I need to watch me some more Boondocks on Adult Swim. You don't know "outside the box" until you've watched the MLK episode. (Thanks for the viewing, my dear Roches.)

Also, thanks for the full WSJ article hookup, Randy. I was feeling too, uh, "French" right now to actually register and read the whole thing myself. My general malaise typically sets in around 3pm. Wonderful (Italian) cafe for just that kinda Euro'tude up the road on Howell Mill. I'll email Ahmadinejad from there, watch the replay on YouTube when the hangover subsides on the 23rd. Wonder if the August Vogue has any fashion advice for this kinda situation? If they've scheduled something for the big September fashion issue, then I am so screwed.

And since this is after all a blog... gratuitous blog photo below (to be posted whenever Blogger.com starts behaving nicely) of new hairdo. Gratuitous mommy blog-like (don't get me started) comment from daughter: "Your hair looks really weird."

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3 comments:

Carly said...

Hello Grayson :)

Nice to meet you. :) I just found your blog today, and I am amazed that you don't have more comments! You are witty, funny, wise, and your words are clear and heartfelt. I really enjoyed my visit here, and I will be back. :)

I invite you to pay me a visit at my blog, like you I speak my mind, so if you read something you like leave me a comment, or if you read something you don't like, leave me a comment...LOL...I encourage everyone who visits me to be honest. So, have a wonderful day, and "BLOG-ON!"

Always, Carly
Ellipsis...Suddenly Carly

http://ellipsissuddenlycarly.blogspot.com

Grayson said...

Dear Carly: What can I say. People are often shy. Afraid of my Guatelmalan heat, maybe?

Thoughtfully yours,
Agador Spartacus

Carly said...

LOL... :)

Agador Spartacus is one of my favorite characters from the movies. :)

Have a great day!