If You Go Down In The Woods Today...

You will not be alone. Seems those pesky Brits at The Guardian have disclosed the whereabouts of our Admin's shadow government... up thar in them Blue Ridge hills of VA, right outside Washington. Naturally enough. Of course, if you Google "Mount Weather," you'll only find a zillion sites and articles that will lead you right to the freakin' front door, where you'll promptly be escorted on your way by men in black.

As one VA witness declared, eyes wide open, regarding events of 9/11 on good 'ole Rocky Top/Mount Weather, "I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, but the whole mountain opened up and Air Force One flew in and it closed right up. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes." GET outta here, Grandma!

Forget rehashing Area 51; this is juicy reading, folks:

Mount Weather is a top-security underground installation an hour's drive from Washington DC. It has its own leaders, police, fire department - and laws. A cold war relic, it has been given a new lease of life since 9/11. And no one who's been inside has ever talked.

Seems no one is still busy not talking, but full story here. Sure beats the hell out of reading about Meredith Vieira's career. Does ANYONE left in America give a flying fuck about Meredith Vieira's career?

tags: Meredith Vieira, Mount Weather, Bush Administration, Neocons, News, Bush, FEMA, The View was always a joke, hon