Paging Peachtree Screed! Paging Peachtree Screed! I doubt there's much I can do to hold you back and convince you you're making a terrible mistake to uproot your entire being as a Southerner and move amongst those Yankee people. I'm only one weak little whiner of a hard and bitter woman with a chip on her shoulder the size of Stone Mountain.
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