Thursday, December 07, 2006

Ask Ahmadinejad

Awwww, this is soooo sweet! The Iranian President likes us. He really does! He seems to know what's best for the American people (and one must assume Iranians too), and wants to tell us all about it in his Open Letter To America here. Heck, he's so warm and fuzzy and has our best interests at heart you could ask him to join your book club. Or watch you pole dance?

Here's your moment of "Could've fooled me, dude." here:
While Divine providence has placed Iran and the United States geographically far apart, we should be cognizant that human values and our common human spirit, which proclaim the dignity and exalted worth of all human beings, have brought our two great nations of Iran and the United States closer together.

I love saying "Ahmadinejad" for some reason; I just think Trout Almondine and I can remember it that way. And now I shall add him to my People I'd Like To Meet (or again) always fluctuating list, along with:

Karl Rove, Warren Beatty, Christopher Guest, Ralph Fiennes, Rod Stewart, George Clooney, Bailey White, Neal Boortz, Dallas Austin, Griftdrift, Driftgrift, Lilly Tomlin, the guy from summer camp who played the banjo, Vivianne Westwood, Prince Charles, Prince Charming, Prince, Marc Jacobs, Martin Amis, Christopher Hitchens (with booze), Stefan, Tony Paris, Beige, Keith Olbermann, Lu (Grrrlfriend hon, it's been way too long since we've been drankin' at the Yacht Club), Shelley Ross (see entry below), Peter Murphy, Anne Cox Chambers, and of course my lifelong secret obsession-person. (I'll never tell, but I might blog it periodically. Hint, it lives right here in the ATL.)

Forgive me, but the spirit of the Making A List time of year overcame what's left of my good reasoning. And did Newt's Free Speech committee approve that oh-so-rational Iranian's remarks?

7 comments:

griftdrift said...

Don't trust that Driftgrift dude

Grayson said...

Puuuleeeeze. Nobody said a thing about "trust," just "meet."

Grayson said...

I mean... look at who else made the list. Karl Rove?

Amber said...

So, are we going to do it up for NaDruBloDa?

Amber said...

Also:

Heck, he's so warm and fuzzy and has our best interests at heart you could ask him to join your book club. Or watch you pole dance?

I don't know what the insinuation there was, but no I most certainly would NOT.

Word verification says: powbwlbp.

Grayson said...

What I wanna see, besides pole dancing, is this administration send some of our ATL black mafioso over to talk some trash with Ahmadinejad. Like this brother Big Meesh for instance. Now there's and event to look forward to!

http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A164707

Amber said...

That reminds me of the Wu Tang Financial Group skit on Chappell's Show...