Wednesday, December 13, 2006

UberSlut Flash Crew

Boortz was just remarking, on-air, that flashing paparazzi with one's private (pitiful naked hampster) parts is the hot new FU trend among the UberCeleb crowd. It's the cool new way to brand yourself, and your tootie, as having achieved UberSlut status. Will teens across America start doing the same? Prom plans will now include not just a limo, but a Brazilian and camera crew. Jeez-us-H...

What's your suggestion (a term) for this, uh, bizarre new "practice?" Slash and Burn? Send 'em in and I'll pass 'em on to The Mouth of The South.

7 comments:

Amber said...

My first suggestion is to not use words like "uberslut." Even as a joke. Because it's not funny.

Grayson said...

What's really not funny is the thought of a smart person with politically correct tape keeping their otherwise perfectly useful mouths (and thoughts) shut.

turdpolisher said...

As ong as these ubersluts keep the skid marks off my rich Corinthian leather, they can do whatever they want.

possum said...

Yul Brynette

Tania Rochelle said...

Uberslut made me laugh, Grayson. The same way cooterskirt does. Both meaning and sound delight.

Grayson said...

Cooterskirt!??? I hate to admit this being such a gen-u-whine southerner, but I'd never heard that one. It's, well, a hoot!

And just ignore that Turdpolisher. He's a local news photog... in Louisiana of all hell holes! They really don't come any more low down and dirtier than that. He cain't help himself, bless his heart.

Sage said...

Uberslut(from the urban dictionary)An empowered slut. A female who is aware of, and comfortable with, her sexuality. One who brings grace and beauty to the term "slut".

I prefer that definition to the usual cumdumpster version of the same.....tho it perhaps gives the tarty little starlets too much credit for being graceful and elegant as they flash their va-jayjays at everyone.