I finally figured out what it is I loathe so about Yuppies... they simply cain't talk no trash. Could say the same about Yankees, but there are good Yankees. Just no good Yuppies.
No such worries, inconvenience or societal discomfort here. You know your own tribe when you go drinking with it. Off the bat. And give a nod to Albert the Shrub for inventin' the Internets while you're at it.
(Honestly, I think these boys wish they'd made The List!)