Carville's Cavalry (Of One)

James Carville, possibly the most deranged TV personality ever, who's game show career must have been derailed at some point, causing a dangerous swerve into politics, declares war on Howard Dean, thus ending my rather pitiful query, "Is Dean The New Rove?"

Carville is simply a man born to the wrong time continuum. He really should have been loosed on a battlefield, circa 1861-1865, rather than caged in the confines of contemporary TV lipflap shows. He'd have been much happier on a horse tearing through the fields of Virginian, laying waste to everything in his path, I feel. What a waste of a crazed energy mass.