I'll share with you, Dear Readers only, my secret to staying youthful. My daughter just picked up a video, read the cover and said, "Wow. This video was made a really long time ago. In 2002. I was just, like, just two or something."
I nodded in feigned agreement while muttering, "Like, totally." See, I really have no other choice but to be youthful. Like it or not.