Prissy Mary is not only a laughable fiction writer (Who still wears tweed suits? Down south?), she's not much more in the non-fiction realm than... Coulter Clone! Dime a dozen.
Too bad PM's a brunette and never went to all the right schools like Ms. Coulter. Her TV talk show-circuit career isn't likely to take-off either since she doesn't travel in all the right, aging male hippie-dominated media circles. Hell, she can't seem to even get out of Stone Mountain to go vote, according to our sources here at the SGR.
Bless her heart!