Aptly Named In The 'Hood

I love the weekly crime report I get emailed to my household for my zip each week. This item provided a nice morning chortle:

Evening WatchCommercial/Off Bldg
Other Larceny
5/2/2007 The victim placed her Apple laptop computer (# W8709448W0G) between a wall & couch to conceal its whereabouts while at Grand Hustler Studio. Upon return her laptop was missing. No suspects.

Takeaway: Read shingle before entering building.