Sunday, February 18, 2007

Rep. Steve Davis Is No Reader

How do we know this? He gets his kiddy train lit all screwed-up in the halls of our government. (Who elected this clown anyway? They should be hauled in for questioning and interrogation, but I diverge...)

Anyone who actually READS to their kids (obviously Davis is barely literate, so I doubt he does much of that) knows that the correct title is Thomas The Tank Engine. And The Little Engine That Could was the kiddy train that puffed "I think I can. I think I can. I think I can."

Just sit down and shut-up, Rep. Davis. If you keep at it, we'll hear next that Draco Malfoy was Muggle-born, and that Harry's parents are still alive and were last seen at a Cracker Barrel in Duluth eating chitterlings with Ashley Smith and the Runaway Bride on a Purpose-Driven Choo-Choo. We've got enough Muggles running around this state without a brain-train-drain like you to entertain us.


3 comments:

possum said...

Davis is becoming the new Lester Maddox, isn't he? He's a buffoon, like Maddox. But instead of fighting against black people, he's fighting against trains. Maybe he's afraid black people will ride trains. I think, in certain circles, Davis would be called a "fucktard." Pardon my French.

VictoratGaImproper said...

Grayson,

You and Steve are starting to get very funny around here. If there wasn't so much profanity, pornography, goodfun&nature on your site, i'd admit during confession that i visited more frequently.

You missed the deadline but next year, try to enter one of your videos in the Macon, Georgia USA film festival, i should be a judge by then.

Maybe you and the AJC could at least bless us with your presence Feb 27 to March 4th?

http://www.maconfilmfestival.com

cheers,
Victor at Georgia Improper
http://www.myspace.com/georgiaimproper
http://www.macon-bibb.com/GONZO

Grayson said...

Pornography? On the SGR? I wish!